Beyonce Carter, the master of sneak releases has done it again. This time she snuck a “visual album”, LEMONADE on the ether. The album is currently making waves for the right and wrong reasons.
One of the wrong reasons is the crux of this matter.
Sorry your mom is a hoe.”
“Your mother is a worthless whore.”
“Hoe just like your mother. I hope you don’t follow into her footsteps. Keep your legs closed to married men, Becky.”
This is what fans of popular singer, Beyonce, said to a 16 year old, whose mother they accused of being the “Becky” insinuated in the song “Lemonade“.
The prime target of this senseless onslaught from Beyonce fans, infamously known as BeyHive, is Rachel Roy, though she is not the only one they are after in a manner akin to when zombies (in the movies) wander into the streets after an epidemic breaks out from a virus.
Anybody who dares not proclaim the majesty of Beyonce Carter, be it her own parents, her husband, or even the adorable Blue Ivy, is at risk of this virulent, mostly instantaneous conflagration.
What is a Beyhive?
According to the venerated Urban Dictionary:
Beyhive (noun) refers to Beyonce‘s fandom. Members of the Beyhive are usually women who obsess over Beyonce to no end. They play her music to DEATH, saw the Pink Panther in theaters and worship the ground she steps on in her Louboutins. In many minds of the Beyhive, Beyonce is the second coming of Michael Jackson and Blue Ivy is the second coming of Jesus.
Very interesting definition, considering that this group of internet trolls, who are not only willing to shed blood textually and verbally, are also willing to lay down their own lives in the service of her royal bootylisciousness, Beyonce, “she whom must never be maligned”.
They exist all over social media, and are known to have spilled offline into hair saloons and sororities, into churches, mosques, and anywhere they can find humans who don’t give an EF or two about their goddess, where they have caused mayhem of all sorts.
Rachel Roy and her 16 year old daughter have now been decimated. But the Beyhive is not sated. They have not run out of ammo, Beyonce’s new album is still on replay, so they seek new beef to sink their fangs into, and they seem to have found new victims – Rita Ora and Beyonce’s father.
Is Rita Ora “Becky with the good hair”? (this is after mutilating Rachel Roy’s Instagram). Is she the one that Beyonce was singing about that cheated with Jay Z on her? Or was Bey even singing about somebody else’s, her own father, experience? Beyhive is confused. But then, that is what Beyhive is all about, an army of confused, extremist internet terrorists, who think they are fans. Terrorists don’t ask questions. They shoot first.
One thing is certain though, Beyonce is an artist, a very good one for that matter, and she has successfully used her art to warp the minds of some of her fans. The bigger the Beyhive mob squad grows, the more money goes into her banks account. She and her music mogul husband are most likely at this time sitting at home, sipping on something, and marveling at the wonder of the madness they have helped create.
I know I have become a marked man after this. The Beyhive may chop my fingers off for this, but I did this for the innocent victims, so please don’t cry for me.